Phase 1 — Open Bar
Deploy $DRUNK, burn the keg keys, open the doors. The first legends stumble in and never leave.
the crew
JOIN THE PARTY
The doors aren't open yet — the group chat already is. Pick your poison below.
the doors aren't open yet
LAUNCHING IN
🍻 THE BAR IS OPEN
$DRUNK is live on Solana. Head to the official channels for everything you need.
$DRUNK isn't trading yet — there is no contract address until this clock hits zero. Anything selling under our name before then is fake.
roadmap? sort of.
THE BAR MAP
Less of a roadmap, more of a pub crawl. We know the first two stops.
Phase 2 — Happy Hour
Memes on tap, contests, raids, and a group chat with zero chill. Growing the crew one round at a time.
Phase 3 — Pub Crawl
Trending pages, bigger dance floors, new listings. The night gets interesting from here.
Phase 4 — The Afterparty
Honestly? No idea. We never plan this far ahead. That's the magic of it.
overheard in the group chat
WALL OF FAME
"Showed up two weeks early for a bar that isn't open. Made three friends in the queue."
"My therapist told me to find a community. So I did."
"Nothing has even happened yet and this is already the funniest group chat I'm in."