before the doors open

GET READY

Nothing is on sale yet. Here's what to sort out while the clock runs down.

the doors aren't open yet

LAUNCHING IN

$DRUNK isn't trading yet — there is no contract address until this clock hits zero. Anything selling under our name before then is fake.

  1. Get a Wallet

    Download Phantom or Solflare. Guard your seed phrase like it's the last cold beer at the party — never share it with anyone, ever.

  2. Learn Your Way Around

    Have a poke at your new wallet while there's nothing at stake. Knowing where the buttons are beats learning at 3AM.

  3. Join the Channels

    X and Telegram are the only two places we post. Anything official will come from there and nowhere else — no DMs, no exceptions.

  4. Watch the Clock

    That's genuinely it. When the countdown above hits zero, the announcement goes out. Until then there's nothing to do but hang around.

There is no $DRUNK token yet. No contract address, no presale, no whitelist, no early allocation — none of it exists, and we will never DM you about any of it. If you see a $DRUNK trading anywhere before the clock above runs out, somebody is trying to rob you. When the real thing launches you'll hear it from our own channels first.

questions from the bar

DRUNK FAQ

Absolutely not. We are literally drunk. Nothing here is an offer or a solicitation — there is nothing to offer yet. $DRUNK is entertainment: always do your own research, and never spend money you can't afford to lose.

The clock at the top of this page is the answer, down to the second. After that? Wen last call — which, at this bar, is never. But remember the house rule: no promises. We're here for the party, not the prophecy.

We drew one on a napkin once. Then we lost the napkin. There's a loose "Bar Map" on the Party page, but honestly — the plan is vibes.

You're looking at it — the community runs the show. Ownership gets renounced at launch, chairs optional, everyone pours.

Fun. The rarest utility in crypto. Plus memes, a group chat that never sleeps, and a community that shows up for each other.